LMAO! Put Down Your Beverage and Look at This Book Cover!!

Laura Drake, one of my critique partners at Writers In The Storm sent me this link to the 10 Worst Book Covers In the History of Literature.

Here’s the cover that dominated our dinnertime discussion last night (and had me in a heap on the floor)…

LMAO, vagina, va-jj

This cover gave me an amazing belly laugh, but it was my husband who gave me a…

Choking on my drink
Tears running down my face
In a helpless heap on the floor
Kind of laughing attack

When he observed that “it was really good thing they put the word ‘Big’ before ‘Coloring’ (and not ‘Vaginas’).”

I’m going to be snickering about this all weekend long. How about you?


p.s. Don’t forget that we have our interview with PREEMIE author, Kasey Mathews right here tomorrow!! And we’re giving away a copy of her book to one lucky commenter. πŸ™‚

About Jenny Hansen

Avid seeker of "more"...More words, more creativity, More Cowbell! An extrovert who's terribly fond of silliness. Founding blogger at Writers In The Storm (http://writersinthestormblog.com). Write on!
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59 Responses to LMAO! Put Down Your Beverage and Look at This Book Cover!!

  1. Natalie Hartford's Hubby says:

    I love this book! Whenever I feel an artistic flare to be creative with beige and pink – this is the book I turn to. Bahahahaha!


  2. Barry Stein says:

    I found that after practicing with the Vagina Coloring book, I was able to perfectly render curtains and ruffled covers.


  3. Laura Drake says:

    OMG, I had no idea when I sent you this that I was feeding you blog-fodder – but I should have!
    You are relentless! Glad you got a giggle…


  4. OMG, that’s hilarious! Yes, I’ll be giggling the whole weekend now πŸ˜‰


  5. Good to know there is a use for the flesh color crayon. πŸ˜‰

    Happy you’ll have Kasey with you tomorrow! She great. So happy she’s getting around! πŸ˜‰


  6. MonaKarel says:

    Okay, the cover is, ahem, not a stellar use of colors. But–the book itself?? The BIG Coloring Book of VAGINAS???? What would prompt anyone to produce such a book: Now I have to go to work trying to to giggle every ten seconds at the impulse to buy a copy for select politicians.

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  7. Kasey mathews says:

    That is seriously unbelievable!!! Beyond funny!! Thanks for sharing, Jenny! So excited for tomorrow’s interview!vsee you then! XO


  8. Julie Glover says:

    I’m just trying to figure out what the “fun activities” are. And I’m afraid to ask.


  9. ROFLMAO!!!
    Hubby opened this up this AM and I thought he’d lose his shit. Hysterical and the snippets and comments he came up….had me on the floor!
    Seriously – who comes up with this stuff? I want one now just to SEE in real life what’s it’s all about…I mean…seriously?!?!?! ROFL!!!


  10. Jenny, I’m proud to say my dad’s book is #4 on the list. That cover was from the 1970’s – shudder!


  11. prudencemacleod says:

    OMG, my sides hurt. Thanks for the belly laugh. πŸ™‚


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  13. idiotprufs says:

    It not just vaginas, there are fun activites too.


  14. I’m having an Austin Powers moment looking at that cover…title aside :snicker: I do wonder why anyone would want or need a vagina coloring book. On the other hand, I did feature “Read My Lips” back in December πŸ˜†


  15. Thanks for the laugh Jenny, I wonder if there are weenie (ok, penis — we’re grown women here) shaped crayons??? Yes, inquiring minds want to know. I can’t wait to show hubby! He’s always amazed by what I learn from you and Natalie Hartford. LOL


  16. Holy crap – NOW I have seen it all.. lol!!! Glad I am not eating or drinking anything at the moment, it would be all over my desk! Kate above me has a great idea.. color in the vaginas with penis crayons!!!! bahahahahaha


  17. Wow. LOL…I wonder if I should put this on my Christmas list. Of course that might put me on the naughty list… Just an FYI…I HAD to check. This book IS available on Amazon. There ya go, Natalie. It can be yours. But we’ll expect a blog about it if you buy it. πŸ™‚


  18. emaginette says:

    LMAO, thanks for the warning. πŸ™‚ lol again


  19. That’s awesome! Saw this. Think you need one: http://www.bustedtees.com/morecowbell


  20. I really hope they do have penis shaped crayons for this book and not just in the 8 color crayon box. I want all 64 colors for my vaginas! Oooh, pink and sparkly takes on a whole new meaning with this coloring book. Awesome!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Tameri, I spit tea all over my desk over this: “I want all 64 colors for my vaginas!”

      All I could think was, “She’s got multiples??! Shut the front door!”


    • Natalie Hartford's Hubby says:

      I figure you could get imaginative (keeping in theme with Nat’s angry bird). You could make a HULK vag using most Green with maybe a purple fro! Hahaha


  21. Cristin Harber says:

    OMG, did you read the reader reviews from the Amazon link you provided? It got even funnier!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      NO!!! I’m going to have to go check it out. Thanks. πŸ™‚


    • mliddle says:

      I was wondering when someone was going to mention something about the comments. The book got almost 5 stars!
      Jenny – you have helped us all with this gift for that special someone in our life! Reading all these comments are the 2nd 1/2 of the post!

      I have to admit that when I saw the cover first, I thought the bk was a spoof on Georgia O’Keefe paintings!


  22. Sharla Rae says:

    Still laughing about the penis crayons! OMG. I’m with my son who is getting cancer treatments in Houston and he just shook his head — “writers.” Of course he includes his poor ol’ mom in that comment. What can I say, my husband delcared years ago, that I have a kinky sense of humor. But I must say, if laughture is as good for your health as they, then we had a good healing experience. πŸ™‚ Keep ’em coming.



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