Twitter has been blowing up this week over a Colorado Springs woman, dubbed The Mad Pooper, who is copping a squat on people’s front lawns. Now, as insane as that is, that’s not the funny part.
She’s been doing this for seven weeks and they haven’t caught her yet.
How do you poop on someone’s front lawn for seven weeks, with no one tackling you into the dew? She’s even on camera, with images from every angle and no one has stepped forward with a name.
How far did this lady have to travel to poo on these particular lawns? That’s what I want to know. If she lives in the same neighborhood, surely someone would have recognized her.
The tweets are hysterical. I’m always impressed with how creative people get in 140 characters. I’ve been laughing over this hashtag for 15 minutes…so of course I had to share it with my peeps.
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 19, 2017
Hahahahhahahhahahahaa “Mad Pooper” is trending and I thought that episode of Bob’s Burgers was on!!! pic.twitter.com/pM6ucov7o1
— Somebody who tweets. (@LaDiva1245) September 19, 2017
When I found out the Mad Pooper is a woman… pic.twitter.com/NrRT3MvlOn
— Dad Jokes (@_DadLife) September 19, 2017
“The Mad Pooper” has been confronted mid-squat, but she’s still on the run https://t.co/xXagTPgwse
— New York Post (@nypost) September 19, 2017
And you know why this is even funnier to me? I have a jogging friend who went down in history with our set when she told us she’d had to take an emergency poo behind the bushes at the Baptist church in my mama’s home town. I can’t drive by that church without admiring their azaleas.
What are your thoughts on The Mad Pooper? Because, truly, enquiring minds want to know these things here at More Cowbell. 🙂
p.s. For my writing peeps, I’m also over at Writers In The Storm today, talking about writing secrets from a television great, including insights into 3-act structure.