In case you’re looking for EveryMan fashion advice…I bring you “Averagé – America’s Most Popular Clothing Line.” Here are some stellar quotes:
Where do I get my inspiration? Applebee’s.
We believe you should be able to play H.O.R.S.E. at a moment’s notice.
You cannot buy a braided belt that’s too long.
Here’s the entire stellar video…
And for all you fellow Sister Myotis fans (she’s our expert on Christian Panties who kicked off the Undie Chronicles), I just found her on Twitter! So, now I know our favorite Church Lady is performing this month in Memphis at The Dragnificent Variety Show in the Evergreen Theatre on March 13.
If anyone in the posse lives in Memphis, can you go get a selfie with the Sister? I will find a way to reward you for that act of benevolence.
If you need to get a quick dose of Church while you wait for your Myotis fix, here’s some more Tripp and Tyler (the “Stuff Guys”) doing an awesome impression of an entire side of my family.
What else is tickling your funny bone on this fine Monday? Enquiring minds love to know these things here at More Cowbell!
~ Jenny
Also, if you wanted some funny facts about Mondays, click here.
“Nothing sexier than science fiction”? LOL. That first video was a riot. And then I thought I couldn’t laugh more…until I watched the second one. Yeah, you know I relate to that. The part that cracked me up most was the Ignite, Edge, and all that — ah, so true. Thanks for the great Monday laughs!
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You are welcome! And thank you for catching my late-night grammar gaff. 🙂
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I have a head cold tickling my sinuses so I’m sneezing between giggles 🙂
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But it’s painful “in a good way,” right? I hope you get better soon. There is NOTHING worse than a really bad head cold.
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You always manage to put a smile on my dial, Jenny! Hilarious 🙂
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“A smile on your dial?” I love that phrase! You give me smiles all the time, so it’s only fair to return the favor, right?
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The shirt I could NEVER wear? “Have a Nice Day. Somewhere else.” That dude is not likely to pick up a hot date waiting in line at the grocery store (buying beer & Hamburger Helper for one), or while pumping gas….or while passing it.
Yup.
Had to Zeugma that one!
Thanks for the Starbucks laugh, Jenny Jo.
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GLORIA!!!! We miss you, girlfriend! Where’ve you been? You just Zeugma’d your “a” off. I don’t know if I could wear any of those shirts, but I do sure wear a ton of shirts with words. I’m classy like that. 🙂
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Two of my favorites are Kid History (you really need to watch all of them) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80entLldZOg
And Guy on a buffalo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM
Cuz it’s Monday. 🙂 Thanks for the laughs!
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How cute is that little girl in Kid History? OMG. Her little chin just makes me want to scoop her up!
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Kid History is a total favorite. And come on, a guy on a buffalo? LOL
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I did like watching the bear rethinking things when the buffalo turned around. I wonder how they trained the buffalo to allow that.
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I have wondered that too. Lol
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ROFL, Jenny! Watched both and couldn’t stop laughing. The second one SLAYED me (after having a son go through “mandatory” youth group IGNITE as part of his religion class)!
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Exactly why I laughed, Kathy. I had many years of experience back in the day with youth groups, and with people who wanted to spread the Word. There’s nothing wrong with that, but they really get across the ZEAL, if you know what I mean. 🙂
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Oh man, that’s some really powerful shoot right there. Shirts with no sleeves are fashionable and totally unnecessary belt loops just for decoration only? That’s some serious fellowship conversation right there. Are you s’ing me? Holy crapola. Shirts that say something? What’s more righteous than that at worship service? I think I have feelings for you so I need you to keep me accountable on that.
Okay, I need to stop and stop right now.
Thanks for the giggles. Happy Monday!
Patricia Rickrode
w/a Jansen Schmidt
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Patricia, I am roaring with laughter her in my kitchen. “Are you s’ing me?” Bahaha! *clutches sides laughing* Well done, girlfriend. WELL DONE.
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Are’ there’ any other average’ men out there’ Jenny, or just me’?
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Not just you, Mark! My husband, and all the other IT guys I know. All of them shop the Average clothing line. 🙂
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IT becomes us, Jenny. 🙂
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I love this so much!!!
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I am so glad, Alica!!
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OMG – you have truly outdone yourself with these, Jenny. Brilliant! Thanks for the laughs. I needed them. 🙂
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What could be better than an afternoon laugh on a Tuesday, right? I’ve watched both these videos at least six times each since Sunday night!
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Science Fiction is sexy? hahahahaha Loved it!
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