In case you’re looking for EveryMan fashion advice…I bring you “Averagé – America’s Most Popular Clothing Line.” Here are some stellar quotes:
Where do I get my inspiration? Applebee’s.
We believe you should be able to play H.O.R.S.E. at a moment’s notice.
You cannot buy a braided belt that’s too long.
Here’s the entire stellar video…
And for all you fellow Sister Myotis fans (she’s our expert on Christian Panties who kicked off the Undie Chronicles), I just found her on Twitter! So, now I know our favorite Church Lady is performing this month in Memphis at The Dragnificent Variety Show in the Evergreen Theatre on March 13.
If anyone in the posse lives in Memphis, can you go get a selfie with the Sister? I will find a way to reward you for that act of benevolence.
If you need to get a quick dose of Church while you wait for your Myotis fix, here’s some more Tripp and Tyler (the “Stuff Guys”) doing an awesome impression of an entire side of my family.
What else is tickling your funny bone on this fine Monday? Enquiring minds love to know these things here at More Cowbell!
Also, if you wanted some funny facts about Mondays, click here.