WD-40 Is The Newest Marital Aid… Really?

The lovely (and naughty) Kitt Crescendo posted this ad for WD-40 on my Facebook page, and the Hubs and I have been killing ourselves over it ever since.

Boomer Bedroom AidIf this photo is real, we are seriously under-utilizing the WD-40 at my place. How about you?

Are you using the proper formula for those rusty tools of yours? What about for the tight nuts? *waggles eyebrows*

And are you using the MAN SIZE, or are you still over here with me on the girly side of the fence with the junior-sized mini spray can?

I know skippy well that my home pressure pack doesn’t stand 9″ high and 1.5 in diameter.” (Thank God.) And there isn’t any red knob on top either.

And for God’s sake, why must you keep a spare pack in your car for emergencies? Don’t we have enough distractions on our highways with cell phones and seat warmers? Must we rev up our roadways with lubrication as well??

If this ad is true, we need to stock WD-40 in every bedroom in America, don’t you think?

Note: If you’re new here, and your mind hasn’t yet fallen in the gutter like the rest of us, please don’t actually put this in your bedroom for topical use. Try some other non-lethal marital aid. We’ll all cheer for you, I swear. [End of Public Service Announcement.]

What ads have you encountered lately with a high “naughty factor” (also known as IYKWIM)? What do you use WD-40 for over at your place? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!

Happy Monday, y’all!
~ Jenny

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About Jenny Hansen

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35 Responses to WD-40 Is The Newest Marital Aid… Really?

  1. All this time I thought “WD-40” meant “WATER DISPLACEMENT, FORMULA #40”, not “Wet Ding Dong, 40mm”.

    Live and learn, I guess.

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  2. K.B. Owen says:

    I will never look at WD-40 the same way again…

    Reducing marital friction; who knew? 😉

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  3. Sherry Isaac says:

    Howling. Had to run out and buy a can of this magical stuff early Saturday morning. The mini-size girly can. Wondering, do they make a family-size Econo-pack?

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Sherry, all evidence points to the presence of MAN SIZED Econo-packs for this stuff. There’s a million home uses, IYKWIM. In the meantime, you and I will just look at our girly mini-cans and sigh…. *snickering*

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  4. LOL! Jenny, I knew you’d make great use of this ad…IYKWIM. Kinda makes you wonder at exactly what might have caused that stain in the upper right corner, no? 😉

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  5. I love being in the gutter with y’all! Where have I BEEN all this time??

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  6. I think they quadrupled their double entendres. LOL

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  7. markbialczak says:

    Slick post, Jenny. Hahahaha.

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  8. Kit Dunsmore says:

    I cannot believe this was a real ad. Every line a gutter-gem. 🙂 ROFL

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  9. Sue says:

    If this is a real ad, I MUST KNOW! Cracking up- this reminds me of the Kmart ads from a couple of years ago about “shipping”. “I shipped my pants!” IYKWIM

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  10. KA-SHNORT! The ad? Priceless! The comments from Mark were hysterical. Since G-man no longer plays double entendre in comments with me, maybe Mark would be willing to slip into that spot. *wiggles eyebrows*

    WTG, Kitt!

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Mark is a spontaneous kind of guy…but he chatted about you further up the comments (and made me laugh). You might still be man-less for a while. Unless you can entice the G-Man back with some WD-40….

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  11. yvettecarol says:

    You guys are hilarious! I always know where to go for a laugh 🙂

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  12. And here I was thinking my vat of bacon lube we keep by our bed was good enough.

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