The lovely (and naughty) Kitt Crescendo posted this ad for WD-40 on my Facebook page, and the Hubs and I have been killing ourselves over it ever since.
If this photo is real, we are seriously under-utilizing the WD-40 at my place. How about you?
Are you using the proper formula for those rusty tools of yours? What about for the tight nuts? *waggles eyebrows*
And are you using the MAN SIZE, or are you still over here with me on the girly side of the fence with the junior-sized mini spray can?
I know skippy well that my home pressure pack doesn’t stand 9″ high and 1.5 in diameter.” (Thank God.) And there isn’t any red knob on top either.
And for God’s sake, why must you keep a spare pack in your car for emergencies? Don’t we have enough distractions on our highways with cell phones and seat warmers? Must we rev up our roadways with lubrication as well??
If this ad is true, we need to stock WD-40 in every bedroom in America, don’t you think?
Note: If you’re new here, and your mind hasn’t yet fallen in the gutter like the rest of us, please don’t actually put this in your bedroom for topical use. Try some other non-lethal marital aid. We’ll all cheer for you, I swear. [End of Public Service Announcement.]
What ads have you encountered lately with a high “naughty factor” (also known as IYKWIM)? What do you use WD-40 for over at your place? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!
Happy Monday, y’all!
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