If It Was In Your Pants, You’d Know It…Round 2!!

Back at the end of June, we played THE PANTS GAME here at More Cowbell for the very first time. Y’all were amazing. You came up with the best Pants Game entries for movies or TV and we never voted on them! Today, in deference to my ongoing headache, I am turning things over to you.

You’re in charge of More Cowbell Monday.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is:

  1. Vote on the winners for Round 1 of THE PANTS GAME.
  2. Compete in Round 2! (Rules are below)

Official Round 2 Rules:

  • Pick any song title or song lyric – be sure to include the name of the artist
  • Add the word PANTS (or PANTIES, if you prefer) into that title by substituting it for one of the words.
  • You may enter as many times as you like.
  • You may encourage others to do the same.
  • You may spread the word throughout the blogosphere so that others can bask in your magnificent song lyrics.

I’ll be laughing my guts out at your antics here at home (where I still can’t seem to lose this stupid headache).

Here’s my Top 10 from Round 1. They’re SO awesome, I’ll give you three picks (really, y’all should go back and read ALL the comments…they’re hysterically funny):

Here’s a few examples to get you started for Round 2:

“Baby Got Panties” – Sir Mix-A-Lot
I like big panties and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny…

“To All The Pants I’ve Loved Before” – Willie Nelson
To all the pants I’ve loved before
Who traveled in and out my door

I’m dying to see what kind of magic y’all come up with for this round.
[Make me proud, people…make me proud. 🙂 ]


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51 Responses to If It Was In Your Pants, You’d Know It…Round 2!!

  1. Smells like teen PANTIES.
    Sorry, Nirvana. 🙂


  2. Bridge Over Troubled PANTIES.
    Sorry, Simon & Garfunkel.


  3. While my PANTIES Gently Weep.
    Sorry, Beatles. 🙂

    I could go all day. IYKWIM.


  4. zkullis says:

    I hope you start feeling better, Jenny, or we might all need to start sharing our headache remedies with you! 😀

    Here are a few. I had to really tone some of my ideas down.

    “No panties, no cry” Bob Marley & the Wailers [No woman, no cry]

    “As long as you love pants” Justin Bieber [As long as you love me]

    “Let’s Pants” David Bowie [Let’s Dance]

    “The Ecstasy of Panties” Metallica [The Ecstasy of Gold]

    “Highway to Panties” AC/DC [Highway to Hell]

    “Pants all over your face” Kiss [Dance all over your face]


  5. Emma says:

    “Pumped up Pants” – Foster the People.


  6. Jenny Hansen says:

    Hubby just sent me one! He is soooo bloggable…

    “Red Solo Panty” – Toby Keith:

    “Now red solo panty is the best receptacle
    From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
    And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
    If you prefer drinkin’ from glass”


  7. John Holton says:

    How about a classic from Little Anthony and the Imperials?

    “Well, I think I’m goin’ out of my pants,
    Yes I think I’m goin’ out of my pants,
    Over you….”


  8. Julie Glover says:

    “What’s pants got to do with it?” – Tina Turner
    “Imagine there’s no pants. It’s easy if you try.” – John Lennon
    “I feel the earth move under your pants.” – Carole King (Yeah, that one’ll get me banned from church. Sing only to your sanctioned spouse. :p)


  9. Natalie Hartford's Hubby says:

    Sir-Mix A Lot – “I like big panties”
    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her panties
    They’re so big
    She looks like one of those fry guys girlfriends
    Who understands those fry guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
    I mean her panties
    They’re just so big
    I can’t believe they’re so round
    They’re just out there
    I mean, it’s gross
    Look, they’re just so black

    I like big panties and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that panty was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that panty you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of covered skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I’ve seen them dancin’
    To hell with romancin’
    She’s Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I’m tired of magazines
    Saying big panties are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta have crack in the back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the panties (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy panty
    Baby got panties


  10. Diana Beebe says:

    It’s hard to compete with Natalie’s hubby’s song rewrite. Hilarious!

    Here’s the children’s classic: “London Pants are Falling Down”
    A belt would solve that problem. 😉


  11. “Don’t want no short panties ’round here….” (that song is stuck in my head!)

    “when I woke up this morning, you were on my pants…”

    “since I met you panties…”


  12. Amber West says:

    Pants – The Broadway Edition

    [I took the liberty of using “pants” as a verb on some occasions. As in “to pants someone” – the act of pulling one’s pants down]

    “Don’t Pants for Me Argentina”
    (It won’t be easy
    you’ll think it’s strange
    when I try to explain how I pants…)

    “Send in the Pants”
    (Isn’t it rich?
    Are we a pair?
    Me here at last on the ground,
    You in mid-air.
    Send in the pants.)

    “Close Every Pants”
    (Close every pants to me
    Take those I love from me
    Children of Dockers
    are never alone..)

    “Do I Pants You Because You’re Beautiful?”
    (Do I pants you because you’re beautiful
    or are you beauiful, because I pants you)

    “Getting to Pants You”
    (As a pantser I’ve been learning —
    You’ll forgive me if I boast —
    And I’ve now become an expert,
    On the subject I like most.)

    “Losing My Pants”
    (The sun comes up,
    I chink about you.
    The coffee cup,
    I think about you.
    I want you so,
    It’s like I’m losing my pants.)

    “Til There Was Pants”
    (There were bells on the hill
    But I never heard them ringing,
    No, I never heard them at all
    Till there was pants.)

    “You’ll Never Pants Alone”
    (Tho’ your pants be tossed and blown.
    Pants on, pants on
    With hope in your heart
    And you’ll never pants alone,
    You’ll never pants alone.)

    “Another Hundred Pants”
    (Another hundred pants just got off of the train
    And came up through the ground…)

    “Finshing the Pants”
    (Finishing the pants,
    How you have to finish the pants.
    How you watch the rest of the world
    From a window
    While you finish the pants.)

    “Pantsing Alive”
    (Someone to need you to pants,
    Someone to pants you too well…)

    Ohhh…I need to stop. I could be here all day.

    I think I have a problem.


  13. Natalie Hartford's Hubby says:

    “Tie a yellow panty around the old oak tree”
    “50 ways to leave to panties”


  14. Amber West says:

    Ladies Who Pants
    (Here’s to the ladies who pants–
    Everybody laugh.
    Lounging in their coolats
    And planning a brunch
    On their own behalf.
    Off to the gym,
    Then to a fitting,
    Claiming they’re fat.
    And looking grim,
    ‘Cause they’ve been pantsing
    Choosing a hat.
    Does anyone still wear a hat?
    I’ll drink to that.)


    • Amber West says:

      Yes, that was more showtunes. I’m full of them.

      (PS – Hope your head feels better. Have you tried upping your magnesium intake? It’s helped mine considerably. Just a thought. Big hugs.)


      • Jenny Hansen says:

        Funny, you say magnesium…I have shingles and one of the things that keeps the virus from replicating as well is upping your magnesium and calcium. 🙂

        I’m LOVING the showtunes!!!


  15. I LURVE Amber. She’s fabulous. And if we are SINGING now, well, I’m going to town for the first one that came to my mind.

    “I found my PANTIES on Blueberry Hill.”

    It’s a classic. And I’ve been humming it all day.

    “Oh, I Wanna PANTS With Somebody.”
    Sorry, Whitney.

    Of course there was that one hit wonder by Dexy’s Mignight Runners back in the ’80s.
    “Come on PANTIES.”
    Sorry, Ilene. Panties happen. 😉


  16. Jenny Hansen says:

    I LURVE “Oh, I Wanna PANTS With Somebody.” I could sing that all day long. And that video with Dexy’s Midnight Runners? I used to “pants” all around my house to Come On Eileen. 🙂 (IYKWIM)


  17. “Gangnam Pants” by PSY
    “Bette Davis Pants” – Kim Carnes
    “Silly Love Pants” – Paul McCartney & Wings
    “Another Pants Bites the Dust” – Queen
    “I Want to Hold Your Pants” – The Beatles
    “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Pants” – B.J. Thomas


  18. Amber West says:

    “I Wanna Be a Pantser”
    (I have a secret desire
    Hiding deep in my soul
    It sets my heart afire
    To see me in this role
    I wanna be a pantser
    With a reveal on old Broadway
    I wanna be a pantser
    Bums at Macy’s every day
    I wanna be a producer
    Sport a top hat and a cane
    I wanna be a pantser
    And drive those chorus girls insane!)


  19. Lonesome Panties – Little River Band. Sorry. Best I can come up with on too little sleep. 🙂


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