If It Was In Your Pants, You’d Know It…

star wars, pants game, undies

Star Wars Undies! from GeekAlert.com

A few days ago, I was reading a post by the Bloggess on How To Rewrite Star Wars As an Erotic Film.

This guy commented, asking The Bloggess if she’s familiar with the Star Wars Pants Game:

Heretic Husband:

Have you ever heard of the Star Wars Pants Game? You take a star wars quote and replace a word with ‘pants’

“You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought!”

“Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”

” You are unwise to lower your pants. ”

“A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. ”

“Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. “

I was particularly disposed to find this funny because I have a friend whose main comeback is, “If it was in your pants, you’d know it.” (This statement begs for an OMG joke after last Monday, don’t you think?)

Note: My pal’s timing with the “in your pants” comment is IMPECCABLE, and he gets me with it all the time.

So, I challenge you, my More Cowbell friends, to play the “Pants Game.”

Give me a movie or TV snippet with the creative use of PANTS. (I promise we’ll be voting on this later.) Note: Due to the ongoing Undies fascination here at More Cowbell, you will not be penalized for substituting “panties” for “pants.”

I’ll be flying today, and laughing my head off at your comments. I expect my entire section of the plane will be hanging with us at More Cowbell by the end of the flight.

[Make me proud, people…make me proud. 🙂 ]


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57 Responses to If It Was In Your Pants, You’d Know It…

  1. MarinaSofia says:

    Got to be ‘Casablanca’, one of my favourite movies:
    ‘Of all the pants in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.’
    ‘Excuse me, gentlemen, your business is pants. Mine is running a saloon.’
    ‘What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?’ ‘My health. I came for the pants.’


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      I read this on the way to the airport, Marina – you ROCKED the PANTS GAME!! I wouldn’t have thought of using Casablanca, but it’s perfection. A+!


  2. LauraDrake says:

    Oh man, you know I watch almost no movies – can’t contribute. BUT I’ll be laughing when I check back here today, I’m sure!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      What do you mean, you can’t contribute? You’re telling me you’ve NEVER watched any movies? Nothing like “May the pants be with you” entered your mind??


  3. S. J. Maylee says:

    “Well, it’s not the men in your panties that counts, it’s the life in your panties.”
    TMI Mae West 😉


  4. Juliana Haygert says:

    Haha, nice!
    I love MarinaSofia’s suggestion of Casablanca. Had totally forgot about that one! Now I’m laughing 😉


  5. Emma says:

    “Don’t put Pants in the corner.” OK, that really sucked. Sorry, Jenny 🙂


  6. K.B. Owen says:

    Marina, you beat me to it! Love those! I’ll add to your last quote: “I came for the pants. ‘The pants? What pants? We’re in the desert.’ I was misinformed.” Also: “Here’s lookin’ at your pants, kid.” 🙂

    Fun stuff, Jenny!


  7. Ryan King says:

    Imagine for a moment that Doc Brown was in “Back to the Pants” instead of “Back to the Future”. Here’s some memorable quotes from that would-be movie:

    “Pants? Where we’re going, we don’t need pants.”

    “The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into pants, why not do it with some style?”

    “Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the pants… everything will be fine. ”

    “I’m sure that in 1985, pants are available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it’s a little hard to come by.”

    “My equipment. That reminds me, Marty. You better not hook up to the pants. There’s a slight possibility of overload.”

    “I finally invent pants that works!”

    “No! Marty! We’ve already agreed that having information about the pants can be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!”

    What a movie that would have been.


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Ryan – DEFINITE creative use of pants! I not only give you and A+, I’ll tell you about how you entertained an entire section of my plane. I was snorting and whooping over this these.

      My fave? “Pants? Where we’re going, we don’t need pants.”


  8. Julie Glover says:

    Okay, I’ll sadly butcher my favorite movie with pants quotes–for the sake of our amusement! RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

    Indiana: “Give me the pants”
    Satipo: “Throw me the idol. No time to argue! Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the pants!”
    Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the pants!”
    Satipo: “Adiós, señor.”

    Marion: “You’re not the man I knew ten years ago. ”
    Indiana: “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the pants.”

    Sallah: [catches date and points to dead monkey] “Bad pants.”

    Belloq: “Look at this. It’s worthless – ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. Like the pants.”

    Indie: “Pants. Why’d it have to be pants?”


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      My faves were a toss up between:

      Indiana: “Give me the pants”
      Satipo: “Throw me the idol. No time to argue! Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the pants!”
      Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the pants!”
      Satipo: “Adiós, señor.”


      Indie: “Pants. Why’d it have to be pants?”


  9. Princess Bride!

    Farm boy, polish my horse’s pants. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die.
    Pants cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
    You rush a pants man, you get rotten pants.

    Fezzik: You never said anything about pants-ing anyone.
    Vizzini: I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
    Fezzik: I just don’t think it’s right, pants-ing an innocent girl.

    Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some pants up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
    Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

    Fezzik: You be careful. People in pants cannot be trusted.

    I challenge you to a battle of pants.

    Okay, going to stop now! LOL! Some great movies and great pants. LOLOL!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Hubby roared over this one:

      Fezzik: You never said anything about pants-ing anyone.
      Vizzini: I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
      Fezzik: I just don’t think it’s right, pants-ing an innocent girl.

      Awesome job, Pauline!


  10. P.S. Did you know there are several cowbell apps, so you can add more cowbell to your favorite songs? LOLOL!


  11. MarinaSofia says:

    I’m not even going to go there: what if the famous word from Citizen Kane, instead of Rosebud had been… you got it!… pants?


  12. Sherry Isaac says:

    Jerry McGuire, desperate, red-faced, tie loosened, shouting as lines on the phone go out one by one:

    Show me the panties! Show me the panties! Show me the panties!


  13. Reetta Raitanen says:

    Hilarious pants game. I’ll play with some Avengers quotes.

    Selvig: [Pants are] misbehaving.
    Nick Fury: Is that supposed to be funny?
    Selvig: No, it’s not funny at all. The [the pants are] not only active, [they’re]…misbehaving.

    [to Loki after he’s come through the portal]
    Nick Fury: Sir, please put down the [pants]!

    Natasha Romanoff: There was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon. Did he ask you to sign his Captain America [pants] yet?
    Steve Rogers: [Pants]?
    Natasha Romanoff: They’re vintage, he’s very proud.

    Natasha Romanoff: Loki, drop the [pants] and stand down.
    Loki: Kneel!

    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I’ve got red in my [pants]. I’d like to wipe it out.


  14. Dahnya Och says:

    “Curse your sudden but inevitable pants!”

    “Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on pants!”

    Heehee! (Firefly so counts as a movie.)


  15. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou pants?

    Damn it, don’t tell me thouest mom and dad are home early.



  16. Jenny Hansen says:

    And in honor of Nora Ephron, I’ll do one from one of her movies:

    “When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your pants are attracted to their pants…So what we think of as fate is just two pants knowing that they are a perfect match.” — David Hyde Pierce to Meg Ryan in “Sleepless in Seattle”


    • amyskennedy says:

      Jenny, the quote still works with pants — just goes to show you what a talent she was. I love it.

      Okay, have to do this:
      The pants! You want the pants! You can’t handle the pants…


  17. Let’s get our Lord of the Rings pants on…

    Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants…
    Legolas: And you have my panties.
    Gimli: And *my* axe.
    Boromir: You carry the trousers of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it pantsed.


  18. “Keep your friends close, but your panties closer.” – The Godfather, Part 2


  19. These were great! Too bad I can never remember a movie quote when I want one. I am expecting your entire plane audience to be visiting More Cowbell very soon. Keep it up, people with working movie memories!


  20. Cory Imhof says:

    From Jerry Maguire “you had me at pants.”
    And “Show Me The Pants! Show Me The PANTS!!”


  21. Sharla Rae says:

    From Cary Grant as Mortimere Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace: “Insanity runs in my pants. It practically gallops”


  22. Kathleen says:

    How about this:
    Get your pants off of me you damn dirty ape!


    Snape: Has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don’t want to do this anymore?
    Dumbledore: Whether it has or hasn’t is irrelevant. You gave me your pants.


  23. Lynn Kelley says:

    I’m late to this post, but what a fun idea! Here’s my quote.

    “Does Barry Manilow know you raid his panties?”

    And from the same movie (one of my all-time faves but I’m not telling which movie it is!)

    “I think your pants and my pants should get together and go bowling.”


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      OK, I so need to find out what movie this is!


      • Lynn Kelley says:

        Aw, they’re from The Breakfast Club, one of my fave movies! In the first quote, pants is substituted for wardrobe.
        In the second quote, pants is substituted for old man – “I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.”

        You sure got a lot of funny comments in this post!


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