The lovely (and naughty) Kitt Crescendo posted this ad for WD-40 on my Facebook page, and the Hubs and I have been killing ourselves over it ever since.
If this photo is real, we are seriously under-utilizing the WD-40 at my place. How about you?
Are you using the proper formula for those rusty tools of yours? What about for the tight nuts? *waggles eyebrows*
And are you using the MAN SIZE, or are you still over here with me on the girly side of the fence with the junior-sized mini spray can?
I know skippy well that my home pressure pack doesn’t stand 9″ high and 1.5 in diameter.” (Thank God.) And there isn’t any red knob on top either.
And for God’s sake, why must you keep a spare pack in your car for emergencies? Don’t we have enough distractions on our highways with cell phones and seat warmers? Must we rev up our roadways with lubrication as well??
If this ad is true, we need to stock WD-40 in every bedroom in America, don’t you think?
Note: If you’re new here, and your mind hasn’t yet fallen in the gutter like the rest of us, please don’t actually put this in your bedroom for topical use. Try some other non-lethal marital aid. We’ll all cheer for you, I swear. [End of Public Service Announcement.]
What ads have you encountered lately with a high “naughty factor” (also known as IYKWIM)? What do you use WD-40 for over at your place? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!
Happy Monday, y’all!
~ Jenny
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All this time I thought “WD-40” meant “WATER DISPLACEMENT, FORMULA #40”, not “Wet Ding Dong, 40mm”.
Live and learn, I guess.
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OMG, I about died laughing over this!!! Well done, our Fearless Leader. Well done!!
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I will never look at WD-40 the same way again…
Reducing marital friction; who knew? 😉
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Between WD-40 and Duct Tape, no wonder I am expecting a Redneck Baby population explosion.
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Whatever vitamins you took this morning – keep taking ’em. You are on a roll! “Redneck Baby population explosion”… BAHAHAHA!
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Yep, me neither, Kathy. Although, it likely CAN reduce marital friction…you know, when all that sh*t on the “Honey Do” list gets fixed. LOL.
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Howling. Had to run out and buy a can of this magical stuff early Saturday morning. The mini-size girly can. Wondering, do they make a family-size Econo-pack?
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Sherry, all evidence points to the presence of MAN SIZED Econo-packs for this stuff. There’s a million home uses, IYKWIM. In the meantime, you and I will just look at our girly mini-cans and sigh…. *snickering*
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LOL! Jenny, I knew you’d make great use of this ad…IYKWIM. Kinda makes you wonder at exactly what might have caused that stain in the upper right corner, no? 😉
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Oops! I meant upper left. That’s what I get for writing before I’ve finished my first cup of coffee.
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We had a fine time with it, especially since it was the kind of thing we could dance around with while our darling little girl had no clue. Stellar!! WD-40 has already done it’s bit in my house, just with that weekend of banter. IYKWIM. 🙂
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I love being in the gutter with y’all! Where have I BEEN all this time??
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I’m not sure where you’ve been, Deb. But we love having you here! Always plenty of play room here in the gutter with the rest of the More Cowbell Posse. 🙂
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I think they quadrupled their double entendres. LOL
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At the very least, Pauline! Anything to give us all a Monday belly laugh, right?
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Slick post, Jenny. Hahahaha.
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*exploded with laughter*
My keyboard did NOT thank you this morning, Mark!
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I love when you supply hard copy like this, Jenny. Keep it up.
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*falls over laughing* Stop! You have to stop…I’m dying, and my kid is wondering why. And then SHE started laughing and now we’ve all got the giggles.
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I accept your white flag for this evening, my friend. 🙂 Much fun today.
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Just read down in the comments. Gloria threw it down for you! You’re in for a treat. 🙂
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Jenny, it should be spontaneous, not a scheduled event. Gloria, it’s not you, it’s me. 🙂
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I cannot believe this was a real ad. Every line a gutter-gem. 🙂 ROFL
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And we laughed over those gutter-gems all weekend, Kit! I don’t know if it was a real ad, but I really, really hope it wasn’t. 🙂
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Unfortunately…it’s strictly myth and humor… http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/wd40ad.asp
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Then it’s a clever forgery. I still love it!
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If this is a real ad, I MUST KNOW! Cracking up- this reminds me of the Kmart ads from a couple of years ago about “shipping”. “I shipped my pants!” IYKWIM
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Sue, I have no idea! You’d have to tag Kitt for that, as she’s my rusty nut source. 🙂
I loved those K-mart ads!
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KA-SHNORT! The ad? Priceless! The comments from Mark were hysterical. Since G-man no longer plays double entendre in comments with me, maybe Mark would be willing to slip into that spot. *wiggles eyebrows*
WTG, Kitt!
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Mark is a spontaneous kind of guy…but he chatted about you further up the comments (and made me laugh). You might still be man-less for a while. Unless you can entice the G-Man back with some WD-40….
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You guys are hilarious! I always know where to go for a laugh 🙂
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We do have a rollicking good time here, Yvette! Happy to have you join the party. 🙂
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And here I was thinking my vat of bacon lube we keep by our bed was good enough.
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WD-40 never goes bad, right? Right??
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I don’t think so. Now mayonnaise will go bad if you leave it out after applying.
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