Undie Chronicles, Volume 24: The Jog Strap

Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listenI had no idea when this began that there were so many hilarious undie-based topics to discuss.

I’ve been sitting on this Jog Strap thing for a while, if you know what I mean. Y’all know I had hip surgery in June, and I was laying too low to really trot out this strappy bundle-of-love in style.

I’m telling you, running would reach a whole new level of entertainment if the Jog Strap were a real product. Heck, I might actually run, if these were part of the standard attire. Please, Jockey, will you make these?!  Pleeeaaaassssssse!

Technically, this is an over-gizmo rather than an undie, but I do believe Jockey could burst forth with this and send sales soaring, either over or under the clothes. They haven’t picked it up (YET), so maybe they feel it’s more of a Banana Republic item…

Because the universe loves us (and NBC aired this), we’ve got video, people!

Jog Strap was brought to us by Dan Opsal, the same genius who wrote the #Hashtag skit performed by Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake. (Don’t say I didn’t deliver a smile on this fine Monday…)

I’ll be around later this week with a Dog Hip update and some major thank you’s for all of you that helped make my rehab a fun thing. All I have to say is: The More Cowbell posse rocks!

Would you wear the Jog Strap during your exercise regimen? What would we call the female equivalent? Enquiring minds LOVE to know these things here at More Cowbell!

~ Jenny

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18 Responses to Undie Chronicles, Volume 24: The Jog Strap

  1. You did, you did, you did! You brought a great smile to my face. Thanks for sharing the vids.

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  2. Simone says:

    I have tears in my eyes after watching this. Thanks, Jenny, this was brilliant. It would certainly make my day to see blokes jogging with this.

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  3. K.B. Owen says:

    Thanks for the Monday Mirth, Jenny! Hmm…we ladies already have the #Uniboob going on with those jogging bras…depending on the gal, you can fit nearly anything in there…😉

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Oh yes, I too sport #Uniboob when I put on a sports bra. While I do keep money, gym cards, keys and change in there, I’ve never tried the water bottle! It’s enough to make me want to buy a new one and check the “roomy factor.”🙂

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  4. Sharla Rae says:

    Just what I needed for Monday morning.🙂

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  5. Stephanie L. says:

    Oh my Jenny! This really looks like something a few guys might find to be brilliant…K.B…women could use the water bottle to separate the uniboob and keep cool at the same time – that is brilliant! Thanks for the laugh!

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      You are welcome for the laugh! We like to giggle on Mondays around here. It’s a tradition I’ll be picking up now that hip rehab is progressing. My fear is that a water bottle in the #Uniboob would equal a black eye on the workout floor.

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  6. EXACTLY what I needed to start my “real world” life again, Jenny Jo.

    I’ve been nearly coast-to-coast and, not unlike Forrest Gump, I finally decided it was time to come home. WOOT! Back with my buddies!

    HATE that the rehab is taking so much from your glee meter.

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Gloria!!! *blows kisses* I was about two days from bombarding your phone to find out where you were and if you’re okay. Don’t scare the Dog Hip Lady like that!

      I’m glad to hear that all is well and you’ve just been traveling. Your west coast jaunt better have been to the northwest or all of us in SoCal are gonna pout.

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  7. Yeah – there’s a trend I’m sure will catch on. How much fun is that? Hidden pouches and everything. So discreet. Wonder if they come in an assortment of colors?

    You are so silly.

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Yes, to ALL of it, Patricia! I am definitely silly as can be, but I totally think this could catch on, at least in cities like San Francisco. As long as they don’t make them in pink….

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  8. Sue says:

    I think I saw this on FB too – definitely Pee In My Pants material. Or Pee In My Jog Strap… It kinda made me wince a little too – like what if that bottle hit them just right? (Or just “wrong” if ya know what I mean!)

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  9. Oh lord! If I wore that while running the Tough Mudder I would have been laughed off the course.

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