Undie Chronicles, Volume 22: Undies Unplugged

Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listen.

Who’d have ever thought we’d get into the TWENTIES in this series? Not me. I had no idea when this began that there were so many hilarious things to talk about under them clothes.

You have NEVER heard undies like this before, I promise you.

Julie Glover, creative writer extraordinaire has made us an Undies Jingle, titled Just Another Pair of Undies, that I guarantee to knock your pants off (if you know what I mean).

If you want to sing along, here is her magnificent video:

If you’d prefer to just hum the words (to the tune of Manic Monday by The Bangles), we’ve got those too.

Another Pair of Undies
To the tune of “Manic Monday”

Time to get ready
And I’m staring in my underwear drawer
Wishing that I’d bought a size bigger
At the lingerie store.
Briefs, bikinis, hipsters, boy shorts,
Hi-cut, and thongs.
Yeah, whatever I choose
They ain’t gonna right all the wrongs.

It’s just another pair of undies
that nobody else sees.
Certainly not fundies.
So who am I trying to please?
It’s just another pair of undies.

Too late to do laundry
and I ain’t got time to run by the store.
Yeah, I got to get going;
I can’t stall anymore.
But it takes me so long
just to figure out what I’m gonna wear.
Still, I can’t go commando
so I close my eyes and grab the first pair.

It’s just another pair of undies 
that nobody else sees.
Certainly not fundies.
Might as well wear these;
It’s just another pair of undies.

All of the nights,
Why did my hubby have to pick
tonight to get down?
When I’m wearing the panties 
that look like Granny’s
hand-me-downs?
He starts out in his bedroom voice
Then yells, “Good heavens, woman,
What are those?!!”
What can I say?

It’s just another pair of undies, 
that only my hubby sees.
But no, not fundies.
Might as well wear these. 

It’s just another pair of undies.
Who am I trying to please?
They won’t end up on Jenny’s.
It’s just another pair of undies…

Her explanation when I asked her what inspired her?

We have that effect on people.

I hope y’all bombard Julie in the comments with kudos on this amazing Undies Unplugged Escapade. She ROCKED it.

Do you love this song as much as I do? What other words did you think of to expand on her original? What’s your favorite Undies Song? Enquiring minds always love Monday laughter here at More Cowbell!

~ Jenny