Undie Chronicles, Volume 22: Undies Unplugged

Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listen.

Who’d have ever thought we’d get into the TWENTIES in this series? Not me. I had no idea when this began that there were so many hilarious things to talk about under them clothes.

You have NEVER heard undies like this before, I promise you.

Julie Glover, creative writer extraordinaire has made us an Undies Jingle, titled Just Another Pair of Undies, that I guarantee to knock your pants off (if you know what I mean).

If you want to sing along, here is her magnificent video:

If you’d prefer to just hum the words (to the tune of Manic Monday by The Bangles), we’ve got those too.

Another Pair of Undies
To the tune of “Manic Monday”

Time to get ready
And I’m staring in my underwear drawer
Wishing that I’d bought a size bigger
At the lingerie store.
Briefs, bikinis, hipsters, boy shorts,
Hi-cut, and thongs.
Yeah, whatever I choose
They ain’t gonna right all the wrongs.

It’s just another pair of undies
that nobody else sees.
Certainly not fundies.
So who am I trying to please?
It’s just another pair of undies.

Too late to do laundry
and I ain’t got time to run by the store.
Yeah, I got to get going;
I can’t stall anymore.
But it takes me so long
just to figure out what I’m gonna wear.
Still, I can’t go commando
so I close my eyes and grab the first pair.

It’s just another pair of undies 
that nobody else sees.
Certainly not fundies.
Might as well wear these;
It’s just another pair of undies.

All of the nights,
Why did my hubby have to pick
tonight to get down?
When I’m wearing the panties 
that look like Granny’s
He starts out in his bedroom voice
Then yells, “Good heavens, woman,
What are those?!!”
What can I say?

It’s just another pair of undies, 
that only my hubby sees.
But no, not fundies.
Might as well wear these. 

It’s just another pair of undies.
Who am I trying to please?
They won’t end up on Jenny’s.
It’s just another pair of undies…

Her explanation when I asked her what inspired her?

JulieGlover_Cowbell pic

We have that effect on people.

I hope y’all bombard Julie in the comments with kudos on this amazing Undies Unplugged Escapade. She ROCKED it.

Do you love this song as much as I do? What other words did you think of to expand on her original? What’s your favorite Undies Song? Enquiring minds always love Monday laughter here at More Cowbell!

~ Jenny

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38 Responses to Undie Chronicles, Volume 22: Undies Unplugged

  1. You can’t improve perfection. Nicely done, Julie Glover!


  2. Jane Sadek says:

    Laughing hard, because I had a forced commando experience recently. I don’t do panties under pantyhose, because it seems redundant – especially when you’re trying to achieve a smooth look under off-white crepe trousers. The pair of pantyhose had to be ancient, because as the day progressed, their integrity digressed. I kept trying to tug at them inconspicuously, but to my chagrin, they were soon gathered at the top of my leg instead of doing their job. I was out for the day with hubby and tried to convince him we needed to get to a store pronto, but he thought it was funny. “Go commando,” he commanded. Hours later when we got home, I can’t tell you how fast those trousers came off and I climbed into a pair of cotton granny briefs for comfort!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Oh my goodness! How uncomfortable was THAT one. I hate going commando. Hate. It. And I’m sure you were wearing a skirt, right?


      • Jane Sadek says:

        Nope white crepe trousers. Thank goodness they were lined! With the skirt I might have figured out a way to jerry-rig the pantyhose, but with the pants, I couldn’t have unsightly pantyhose knots.


    • Julie Glover says:

      Ha! Forced commando is not an experience one wishes to have. I once took a trip with my husband to Las Vegas and somehow forgot to pack underwear. My husband might have taken a different approach to that “problem,” but I immediately located a clothing store and remedied the issue. LOL.


  3. That is EPIC! LOLOLOL!!!!


  4. Emma says:

    Lol. I sang along!


  5. Bravo, Julie! That’s awesome and hilarious. And you’ve got a great singing voice! Woot!


  6. K.B. Owen says:

    Wow, Julie, fab job! You are so creative! Laughing myself silly over here… 😉


    • Julie Glover says:

      Thanks, Kathy! The Undieverse inspired me. Maybe I should do a Concordia Wells version with bloomers, pantaloons, or knickers in the lyrics. To the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine? (“Oh my darling undies drawer!”) 😉


  7. Diana Beebe says:

    Julie, you are awesomely talented! OK, and brave! 🙂


    • Julie Glover says:

      Thanks. I did this on a lark, and suddenly Jenny was like, “Hey, can I blog this???” And well, I had a weak (or brave?) moment and said yes. LOL! 😉


  8. Well now I can just close up shop and go home. That makes for the perfect ending to an otherwise monotonous Monday. Not much can top that.

    Way to rock it Julie!!! I think it’s gonna go viral.

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt


  9. karenmcfarland says:

    “Good heavens woman. What are those!” Lol! Julie you crack me up girl. I think you have a hit! 🙂


  10. Catherine Johnson says:

    Awesome, Julie!


  11. Sharla Rae says:

    Julie outdid herself and Jen you have to post this song with all the Undie blogs! What a hoot.


  12. Jess Witkins says:

    Oh. My. God. You two are the funniest women ever. I LOVE THIS SONG! Julie, you are awesome at reworking song lyrics. Thanks for sharing this! I am cracking up.


  13. That’s too cute, Julie…and great singing voice! 🙂


  14. Damn, now I’m going to have the “undies song” in my head all day. Bravo Julie.

    Granny panties do help kill the mood! Well, not all the time. Us guys just want to get in them! Uh, not actually wear them. You know what I mean!


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