I’m talking about balls across the blogosphere today — here at More Cowbell and over at Writers In The Storm. Of course over there, we’re being all dignified and talking about work-life balance.
Here? We’re just having our normal giggly Monday. 🙂
If you’re short on time, here is a quick video of a uniquely talented man who plays piano with his balls.
However, if you have a few moments for even more fun, we’re going to play a game of our own. I promise you’ll enjoy it…
Those who are new here might not remember The Pants Game. This is where y’all substituted “Pants” (or some derivative) into dialogue from your favorite movie for maximum hilarity.
Samples from that posts’ comments:
From Indiana Jones via Julie Glover:
Indiana: “Give me the pants”
Satipo: “..Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the pants!”
Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the pants!”
Satipo: “Adiós, señor.”
From The Princess Bride via Pauline Baird Jones:
Fezzik: You never said anything about pants-ing anyone.
Vizzini: I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don’t think it’s right, pants-ing an innocent girl.
From Lord of the Rings via Tameri Etherton:
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants…
Legolas: And you have my panties.
Gimli: And *my* axe.
Boromir: You carry the trousers of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it pantsed.
Oh mama, the posse here is good!
Today, we’re playing the same game, but with “Balls.” Give me a movie or TV title or dialogue snippet with the creative use of BALLS.
[Make me proud, people…make me proud.]
Here’s a classic “Casablanca” sample to get ball rolling (IYKWIM):
‘Excuse me, gentlemen, your business is balls. Mine is running a saloon.’
‘What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?’ ‘My health. I came for the balls.’
What is your favorite movie or TV show? And what do they have to offer up for The Balls Game? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!