Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listen. Who’d have ever thought we’d get into the TWENTIES in this series? Not me. I had no idea when this began that there were so many hilarious things to wear under our clothes.
The Hubs has a birthday coming up this next week, and I’m in a complete conundrum about what to get him. I mean, under-the-clothes paraphernalia is the logical thing, but um, well…hmmm. (He said I could tell y’all.)
Hubs is a Commando Guy. Like Joey from Friends. You remember that episode, right?
I briefly considered trying some of our original undies from the Knitted Nothings Lithuanian woman I prize…but with the Commando thing, it would be throwing away money.
Then I toyed with the notion of getting some of the fun undies my pal Alicia saw in Vegas for me, just to entertain him. (We named them “Lickies” back when we first chatted about them.)
I never did get him the Thunderwear (because I’m still worried about him shooting off his junk) – details and videos on Thunderwear here. But Thunderwear is still an option.
Maybe I should just get him some new jeans and socks. Perhaps a firestarter or two, or some cool camping gear. Of course, when I looked up survival stuff, I came across this
porn YouTube video. (Don’t fret, this is a kid friendly video.)
Note: I have NEVER seen a girl “on the trail” dressed like that, wearing flip-flops and bikinis. I think this is some false advertising. I’m just sayin…
What are your recommendations for a classic Commando kind of guy? He likes gadgets, his family and good food and wine. I need your thoughts and suggestions, people! Enquiring minds NEED to know these things here at More Cowbell!