First, I should say, I was on my first cup of coffee. Also, I might have a touch of PMS.
(Yeah, yeah…too much information, but far be it from me to leave out the backstory to this conversation.)
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So we’re at the breakfast table, without Babykins, and the Hubs stretches.
Me: *peering up his nose* (Don’t judge me. It was there.) Wow, it’s fuzzy in there. *pointing my nose in the air* Am I fuzzy in there?
Me: Maybe it’s an age thing. Maybe I’ll get fuzzy in there in about eight years.
Him: Maybe it’s a man thing. *sigh* If you ever get fuzzy in there, you could just wax it.
Me: Are you kidding me? Have you ever accidentally yanked out a bunch of nose hairs, or gotten a pimple? It hurts! Things are sensitive in there.
Him: Well, people wax their bikini area all the time. That’s a sensitive area.
Me: Outside! They wax the outside. That’s very different from waxing the inside. I got my butt accidentally waxed on the outside, but I’d clobber the person who tried to do the inside.
Him: How do you accidentally wax your butt?
Me: This gal was doing my legs and she got a little bit overzealous. She was up my thigh and on my booty before I could catch her. Once you’ve done one cheek, you’ve gotta do ’em both. *pondering* The during didn’t feel so hot, but afterward…oh my God, it was amazing. It felt like a baby’s behind. I wanted the whole world to touch my a$$.
Me: I’ll shut up now.
Jenny Note: If you’re letting someone yank the hair out of your upper thighs with hot wax, you’ve already lost your mind a bit, so really…just let ’em go all the way. You’ll enjoy your crazy smooth butt while it lasts. Would I do it again? No. I’m a Nair girl now. But at the time? It was amazing.
I’ll shut up now.
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Do you have times of the day, week or month that you majorly run off at the mouth? Have you ever accidentally performed any beauty regimens that turned out kind of good? Did y’all miss me as much this week as I missed you? Enquiring minds LOVE to know these things here at More Cowbell!