Things have been quiet here at More Cowbell because the family’s been traveling.
We’ve been in the wilds and not-so-wilds of Missouri again and, as usual, the ‘Show Me State’ provides tons of laughs in out-of-the-way places.
This will begin to make sense when I tell you that hubby and I have taken turns being sick as three dogs on this trip. I went first due to my brother’s psychotic kittens.
Did I mention I’m allergic to cats? Especially when they spread their dander at lightning speed and like to race across my face while I sleep? Yeah. I had a sinus and ear infection by the time we left our first stop.
So I’m sleeping the sleep of the highly medicated while Hubby drives to the next stop when all of a sudden the car makes a swervy/brake(y) kind of motion that brings me out of my stupor.
Me: Wha–? *sits up* What was that?
Hubs: That guy with the wood is driving me crazy! He’s been up my a$$ for about ten minutes. I just got away from him.
Me: Really? *squints at him* Really, you just put that on the table? *giggling*
Me: You continue to be sooooo bloggable. *falls back into a coma*
Needless to say, once I was up and at ’em again, my favorite word has been “wood.” My favorite question: “Was it the guy with the wood again?”
And just to keep y’all as entertained as I am, here’s a site that “specializes in wood”:
Pen Island Pens (Thanks, Jay Donovan!) — they had me before I read a word (see URL).
There is innuendo and wood all over that site. If I had more energy, I’d be giggling my face off, blogging about it. Since I don’t, I’ll just keep trucking and encourage one of you to pick it up and run with the wood. If you know what I mean…
*slips back into sinus and double-middle-ear-infection coma*
Do you have a ‘word of the week’ (and if so, what is it)? How do you like mine? What’s the strangest URL (that’s web address for my tech-challenged) you’ve ever encountered? Enquiring minds love to know these things here at More Cowbell!