It’s Monday, y’all! Which means it’s time to get our giggle on. This article and the accompanying video SLAYED me. Thank you to Melanie Martilla for the giggles and jokes with my husband.
Note: It’s not suitable for children, but it’s damn funny.
From Egotastic: The Difference Between Porn & Real Sex Explained With Food
The post starts off…
There is a moment in the life of every young man when they learn that real sex is not like it is in porn. Perhaps you requested something that is not a normal girl’s menu or you grabbed a boob like it was made of silicone and not nerves and flesh.
Yeah…that would be when that young man gets slapped silly.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but the young men I knew were scared of the entire process. They were game, and full of raging hormones, but scared to death that they were going to die, hurt or impregnate somebody.
But at some point (and dear God I dread this day with my own), we’ve got to tell those crazy kids about what their bodies can do. And I want to do a way better job than Hubby’s parents who just left a book at the end of his bed and slunk off. He took female sexuality at the community college in high school just so he would have a clue what was going on.
Everyone I’ve ever talked to wished they’d known more of the REAL stuff…the lack of specifics was frustrating. Now I’m totally whining because I can’t use THIS. It really gets the point across, doesn’t it?
How did you learn about the birds and the bees? What tips do you have for me when my time comes along? Do you have OTHER videos/ materials / books I need to know about? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!