The Funniest Product Marketing I’ve Seen All Month

Does anyone else read Amazon reviews for entertainment? I have to control myself or I’d be in there all day long.

I came across this latest product via the video first and could not stop laughing at this gal. I swear she puts the curly “F” in flatulence. She just sounds so proper. I’ve been laughing over the product and it’s “Unconditional Stink-free Guarantee” for DAYS.

Like any self-respecting product researcher, I ran to Amazon to see if they had it. (And they did!) That being said, don’t buy it from there.

The Poo-Pourri site has much better pricing (for all except the Costco-sized refill) and you get to see all the cool product names like Deja Poo, Trap-A-Crap and Heavy Doody.

I LOVE THESE PEOPLE. This is some of the best marketing I’ve ever seen.

And how do you not admire a fulfillment team that goes by the name: “The Poo Crew?”

The box to the right shows up on every page of their site right now. Is that some stellar customer service, or what?

These guys deserve their 13,000% jump in sales.

And the reviews…

You’ve got to go to Amazon for these, but they’re well worth it.

We haven’t had product reviews this funny since Kristy K. James sent me to the VEET for Men review over on the UK Amazon site.

[If you’re new here, we’ll wait while you go check out VEET. Set down your drink first.]

Okay, back to the Poo-Pouri…

Product Description
Scent Name: Original

Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know! Poo-Pourri Original 4oz Bottle – Stop embarrassing odor with our Patent Pending bathroom freshener. Our Natural Essential Oils create a film on the surface of the water, trapping odor at it’s source. A Citrus Fresh blend of Lemon-grass, Bergamot, Grapefruit and other natural essential oils that leave the bathroom smelling clean and fresh!

These reviews are stellar. See my faves below:

5.0 out of 5 stars Scentless in Seattle July 24, 2010

The developer of this product should receive the Nobel prize for a multitude of reasons:

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(1) No longer will the party host have to suffer the burden of holding IN that which needs to come OUT.
(2) New relationships will no longer have to be aborted due to the sudden need for an emergency exit.
(3) Holiday aromas will permeate the household uninterrupted by offensive invaders.
(4) Marital bliss will will no longer be stigmatized by the phrase ” WHAT did YOU eat?”

Note: Most reviewers described the Original scent as a Lemon Pledge/Fruit Loop combo.

There were a lot of “Saved My Life/Saved Our Marriage” reviews…

5.0 out of 5 stars SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!, June 16, 2013

This stuff is incredible! Not even Montezuma’s Revenge is a match for original scent Poo-Pourri. No matter what I unleash it smells like lemon cake it my bathroom!!!! My wife is much happier, I’m less embarrassed, and life is good!

5.0 out of 5 stars A godsend…, January 23, 2013

Anyone who has a man in their life prone to dropping stinkbombs should invest in a bottle for every bathroom in the house. It is almost disconcerting when I walk in there and it smells GOOD! 🙂

This will make all my divorced pals laugh:

5.0 out of 5 stars Heaven sent!!!!!, March 8, 2013

Where was this product when I was married? At least something would have smelled nice in the relationship, will buy again.

And then the more practical reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars SPECTACULAR PRODUCT, February 12, 2013

This product is wonderful. I am a caregiver fro my 94 year old mother who has dementia and had a stroke. She has to use a commode in her bedroom. I used to dread every night because she would literally smell up the entire room and into the hallway and the living room. Tonight, I put about 1/2 inch of water in the commode, gave 4 sprays and voila! NO ODOR WHATSOEVER. I am truly amazed. You have made my dreaded chore easier to deal with. I highly recommend this product.

Great product., November 14, 2012

I use this for my cat boxes. Even though I clean them out several times a day, let’s face it, cat boxes can smell just the same as people’s bathrooms. I spritz this and it smells so much better.

As an added bonus, the Cowbell Chronicles have been out shopping for this product under the naughty supervision of Gloria Richard. If you missed the start of her Cowbell Chronicles, click here.

Do you already own some Poo-Pouri? (If so, please give us your product review in the comments!) Do you plan to buy some after reading this post? Enquiring minds always love to hear your thoughts here at More Cowbell!

~ Jenny