Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listen.
My pal Kitt Crescendo sent me this photo on Facebook, and you know I HAD to look up the deets and bring them to you.
My favorite comment from the original Facebook thread:
And if some one removes the panties and insert the charger or whatever in the covered hole it’s considered phone rape and u go to jail
Prevent your phone from being seen in public in the nude by giving it a cool pair of smartphone pantsu.
These silicon based cell phone underwear are designed to stretch and fit nearly any size of phone. The smartphone panties will work with any standard phone such as an iPhone or similar sized Android phone, up to Galaxy Note in size (the largest smartphones might have trouble though). This is the set of seven underwear styles.
[According to The Frisky, Japanese teens are going wild for these things.]
Apparently these Smart Pants (also called pantsu) can be purchased for the low price of $35 for seven pairs. Linked via the product description above.
No offense, Japanese marketers, but it’s almost unheard of for me to spend five bucks a pair on my OWN panties. And I can guarantee you that mine cover more than my “Home button.”
Although I do have a pair that looks kind of like #3 up there. I wonder if pantsus can get a wedgie…
What do you think? Waste of money or darling must-have new fashion accessory? Would you buy Smart Pants? What other items in your pocket or purse need panties? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!