I don’t know about you, whether you’re male or female, over-mammaried or under…but most of us, by the time we’re thirty, are kind of attached to our breasts as we know them.
We look in the mirror and, low or high, those are our breasts. We get used to them. We buy clothes for them. We enhance or disguise them.
That’s just the way things roll in Breast Town.
I mean, for Pete’s sake, I did a post last week on accepting your body, and teaching the younger generation to do the same. And what is the first thing I see when I log into Amazon UK (their review are WAY better across the pond than ours in the U.S.)?
Really, Universe?? I come in for a funny product review (like my VEET Hair Removal for Men) and you give me this.
But I was determined to get my giggle on for Monday’s post with a product review. Uranium Ore did the trick!!!
Why you can order this from Amazon, I have NO idea, but this review is the bomb:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Ok for cleaning teeth, not so great for killing ants..
December 3, 2007
Picked this up for use in one of my kid’s ‘diversity’ projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.
Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you’re supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!
However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.
Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!
Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.
And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..
I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.
I wonder how long before those sparkly teeth fall out?
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