I’ve been snickering over this Pink Floyd business for a good 24 hours.
Something my non-writers might not know:
When writers are brainstorming their books, they often start with The List of Twenty. Twenty plot “what-ifs,” twenty ways to poison someone, twenty ways to describe something…
Well Savio D’Silva obviously has a grand time with the “List of 20.” He’s got hundreds of lists at his site but the one Hubby and I were dying over this weekend was How To Tell Someone Their Fly is Down.
My Top 10 favorite “code phrases” for “Your Fly is Down?”
- You’ve got Windows on your laptop.
- Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
The cucumber has left the salad.
Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis
You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
You know you want to click that link above and see the rest!
Which one is YOUR favorite? Have you heard other good code phrases for this social embarrassment that aren’t listed above? Do you have any embarrassing personal stories to share with us? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!