If we’re counting, this is Volume 12!
Did you really think that we could do anything but “panties” for the “P” in the A to Z Blog Challenge?
Julie Glover and I were chatting online, as we sometimes do, and the discussion circled around to Undies. (I love it when y’all send me photos of the cool stuff you find!)
Our conversation went something like this:
Me: I’m convinced that the parsimony of material in the thong panty makes them Republican panties. Really, it’s the whole “less is more” thing.
Julie: I thought Sister Myotis calls them “Democrat Panties.”
Me: Well, she does. But I think the cotton kind that give you a lot more coverage are the Democrat Panties. I kind of go between those and Libertarian Panties myself.
Julie: Less is more? Commando?
Julie: That’s what I think Libertarian should be. No holds barred. Do what you like! Now you’ve got me wondering what Socialist panties could possibly be… Fundies? You know…we share.
Me: Nope, hug your body all over numbers…Socialist panties would definitely be Spanx.
Me: We touch you EVERYWHERE. And they’d definitely give you a wedgie, I think.
Me: I might have to figure out a blog post on this one. You think Commie Panties would be a boned corset with stays and all?
Julie: “What Your Panties Say about Your Politics…”
Me: *genuflecting at her brilliance*
And so, a post was born…
To sum this up, here are the panties by political persuasion **:
**Please keep in mind that this is all for good fun and light-hearted discussion**
(In the order of government “coverage”)
So perhaps the Blue Dog Democrats would be Cheekies…?
I wasn’t quite sure where to put the Green Party, or any of the other 3% groups so I just included Julie’s photo up above. (Personally, I’d rather wear a fig leaf than those aluminum cans.)
Y’all even get to vote today!
Do you have discussions like this on social media? What is your favorite photo from above? Don’t you think political discussions would be so much easier if we all just commented on our undies and left the rest alone? Enquiring minds LOVE to know these things here at More Cowbell!