The Undie Chronicles, Volume VI: Valentine’s G-Knit Edition

Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listen.

To refresh your Undie Chronicle memory:

We began with the G-knits in the comments of Episode II

The posse voted for these in pink fun-fur

Before moving on to the “Mundies” in Episode V:

Would you look at the nostrils on those suckers??

What do you get when you cross
g-knits with exotic animals and insects?

(Y’all are about to find out!)

Our favorite Etsy knitter has entered what we’ll call her “Butterfly Period.” (Hey, Picasso had a “Rose Period”…Monet had a “Blue Period.” You can’t judge art.)

Our gal’s got some new undie-fashion for men. Interestingly, these knitted nothings cover about half of what the last ones did. It should also be noted – she uses mannequins now to model. Perhaps the live guys got picked up for other better-paying undie ads. Perhaps they ran away…

Available in a wide assortment of colors…

Ladies: If you’re thinking about your Valentine’s Day “come get me Big Boy” presents, you’ve got TEN days. She doesn’t even need measurements for these new g-strings, and she can finish them in a single day. Still, they’re shipping from Vilnius, Lithuania so you need to get cracking.

Men: Be prepared to have your fanny feeling the breeze. (Note to British readers: “fanny” is the derriere here in the States, not the flipside *if you know what I mean*)

Note: If you MUST have the butterfly, but can’t bear the butt breeze, you might want to try these instead (see below).

Full-coverage Butterfly Shorts

I swear if I ever hit Eastern Europe, I’m going to wangle tea time with this woman. She’s so creative. Plus, I’ve got to wangle a lesson in how to knit undies.

Would you buy or wear something like this as a Valentine’s Day present? What’s the most memorable V-Day present you’ve ever given or received? Enquiring minds LOVE to know these things here at More Cowbell!

Jenny