Are Your Spammers Trying to Have Sex With You Too?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got horny spammers.

Seriously, I’m dying to know…are you being offered free sex and “sex dates” on a weekly basis? Because if they’re not spreading all this “love” around, I’m gonna feel kind of cheap.

I talked to my hubby about it last night. (He usually asks me what I have planned for y’all.)

Him: What’s on deck this week on the blog?

Me: Well, tomorrow I’m letting my posse know that all my spammers are offering me free sex dates.

Him: At least they’re not trying to enlarge your penis.

Me: Oh, trust me…they want to enlarge my penis too.

Him: I don’t want to know.

And really…he doesn’t want to know. Check out this sampling:

p.s. I blocked those addresses out so you didn’t have to scrub your eyeballs too.

Are you kidding me, Spammers? I mean, intimidating gay porn? Really? Like regular porn isn’t intimidating enough? And you’ll notice the gay porn people threw “faith-based wellbeing” into the mix. (These spammers need Jesus. I’m just saying…)

On a side note, I’ve been playing in my search terms again. (I had to give the spam folder a rest…they wore me out with all that sex.) The Search terms are always good for a blog post or two — I highly recommend you give them a browse the next time you’re stuck.

Why would you want to play here?

• Leanne Shirtliffe and Clay Morgan were inspired to invent Search Bombing from these.
• Chuck Wendig plays Search Term Bingo here. (hilarious foul language alert)
• I’ve referred to it in the past as My Forum of Bloggy Frivolity.

I promise you’ll be entertained. People search out the oddest things.

No less than  five people have found More Cowbell this month by searching for “white cotton granny panty wedgie.” That’s fascinating stuff. Another five found their way here searching for “table dancing.” Dang.

To be fair, I think they heard about the Amish Erotics back-up dancer auditions. (They’re BYOB: bring your own boa.)

Tip to WordPress bloggers: To find your search referrers, go to your site stats and look for Search Engine Results. You’ll see a bunch of search terms. Go peek and come back and tell me what yours are!

So, are spammy people offering you free sex dates too? What are the funniest search term referrers at your place? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!

Happy Monday, y’all…
Jenny