Back at the end of June, we played THE PANTS GAME here at More Cowbell for the very first time. Y’all were amazing. You came up with the best Pants Game entries for movies or TV and we never voted on them! Today, in deference to my ongoing headache, I am turning things over to you.
You’re in charge of More Cowbell Monday.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is:
- Vote on the winners for Round 1 of THE PANTS GAME.
- Compete in Round 2! (Rules are below)
Official Round 2 Rules:
- Pick any song title or song lyric – be sure to include the name of the artist
- Add the word PANTS (or PANTIES, if you prefer) into that title by substituting it for one of the words.
- You may enter as many times as you like.
- You may encourage others to do the same.
- You may spread the word throughout the blogosphere so that others can bask in your magnificent song lyrics.
I’ll be laughing my guts out at your antics here at home (where I still can’t seem to lose this stupid headache).
Here’s my Top 10 from Round 1. They’re SO awesome, I’ll give you three picks (really, y’all should go back and read ALL the comments…they’re hysterically funny):
Here’s a few examples to get you started for Round 2:
“Baby Got Panties” – Sir Mix-A-Lot
I like big panties and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny…
“To All The Pants I’ve Loved Before” – Willie Nelson
To all the pants I’ve loved before
Who traveled in and out my door…
I’m dying to see what kind of magic y’all come up with for this round.
[Make me proud, people…make me proud. 🙂 ]
Jenny
Jenny Hansen's Blog 
Smells like teen PANTIES.
Sorry, Nirvana. 🙂
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That is both disturbing AND hilarious.
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I’m sorry! I can’t help it. I can think of at least 20 more, but I figured I’d let others have a go.
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Bridge Over Troubled PANTIES.
Sorry, Simon & Garfunkel.
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My God, you’re good at this…I think you’ve got a secondary career in alternate title, chickie.
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While my PANTIES Gently Weep.
Sorry, Beatles. 🙂
I could go all day. IYKWIM.
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You and Amber West have to get together. Have you SEEN the magic she put below??!!
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I hope you start feeling better, Jenny, or we might all need to start sharing our headache remedies with you! 😀
Here are a few. I had to really tone some of my ideas down.
“No panties, no cry” Bob Marley & the Wailers [No woman, no cry]
“As long as you love pants” Justin Bieber [As long as you love me]
“Let’s Pants” David Bowie [Let’s Dance]
“The Ecstasy of Panties” Metallica [The Ecstasy of Gold]
“Highway to Panties” AC/DC [Highway to Hell]
“Pants all over your face” Kiss [Dance all over your face]
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My fave is a toss up between “Let’s Pants” and “Highway to Panties” – they both have such a ring of truth, IYKWIM…
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“Pumped up Pants” – Foster the People.
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LOL…
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Hubby just sent me one! He is soooo bloggable…
“Red Solo Panty” – Toby Keith:
“Now red solo panty is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin’ from glass”
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How about a classic from Little Anthony and the Imperials?
“Well, I think I’m goin’ out of my pants,
Yes I think I’m goin’ out of my pants,
Over you….”
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Oh, I think that’s a winner. LMAO!
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“What’s pants got to do with it?” – Tina Turner
“Imagine there’s no pants. It’s easy if you try.” – John Lennon
“I feel the earth move under your pants.” – Carole King (Yeah, that one’ll get me banned from church. Sing only to your sanctioned spouse. :p)
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I think “I feel the earth move under your pants.” is the clear winner here. Those are awesome, Julie!
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Sir-Mix A Lot – “I like big panties”
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her panties
They’re so big
She looks like one of those fry guys girlfriends
Who understands those fry guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her panties
They’re just so big
I can’t believe they’re so round
They’re just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, they’re just so black
*rap*
I like big panties and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that panty was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that panty you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of covered skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I’m tired of magazines
Saying big panties are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta have crack in the back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the panties (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy panty
Baby got panties
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LMAO!
How about a little Tone Loc? “Panty thing” [Wild Thing]
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ROFL…this is the best part:
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the panties (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy panty
Baby got panties
Bahahahaha!!!!!!!
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LUV IT!! What was even funnier was when hubby was putting it together, I was rappin’ and dancin’ to the original…Oh yeahhhh…gettin’ down with my bad self!
It was hot. I can’t lie!
ROFLMAO!!!
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Oh my Lord! I can totally SEE that. 🙂 LMAO!!
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It’s hard to compete with Natalie’s hubby’s song rewrite. Hilarious!
Here’s the children’s classic: “London Pants are Falling Down”
A belt would solve that problem. 😉
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Snort! A belt WOULD solve that problem. 🙂
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“Don’t want no short panties ’round here….” (that song is stuck in my head!)
“when I woke up this morning, you were on my pants…”
“since I met you panties…”
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Oh, I like: “when I woke up this morning, you were on my pants…”
You’re getting into the spirit of things with this Pants Game JUST FINE, Pauline. WOOT!
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Pants – The Broadway Edition
[I took the liberty of using “pants” as a verb on some occasions. As in “to pants someone” – the act of pulling one’s pants down]
“Don’t Pants for Me Argentina”
(It won’t be easy
you’ll think it’s strange
when I try to explain how I pants…)
“Send in the Pants”
(Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the pants.)
“Close Every Pants”
(Close every pants to me
Take those I love from me
Children of Dockers
are never alone..)
“Do I Pants You Because You’re Beautiful?”
(Do I pants you because you’re beautiful
or are you beauiful, because I pants you)
“Getting to Pants You”
(As a pantser I’ve been learning —
You’ll forgive me if I boast —
And I’ve now become an expert,
On the subject I like most.)
“Losing My Pants”
(The sun comes up,
I chink about you.
The coffee cup,
I think about you.
I want you so,
It’s like I’m losing my pants.)
“Til There Was Pants”
(There were bells on the hill
But I never heard them ringing,
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was pants.)
“You’ll Never Pants Alone”
(Tho’ your pants be tossed and blown.
Pants on, pants on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never pants alone,
You’ll never pants alone.)
“Another Hundred Pants”
(Another hundred pants just got off of the train
And came up through the ground…)
“Finshing the Pants”
(Finishing the pants,
How you have to finish the pants.
How you watch the rest of the world
From a window
While you finish the pants.)
“Pantsing Alive”
(Someone to need you to pants,
Someone to pants you too well…)
Ohhh…I need to stop. I could be here all day.
I think I have a problem.
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OMG, you’re AWESOME!!! “Send in the Pants!!!” That’s about the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. ROFL…
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I might be back. There are so many showtunes I’ve yet to share!
“Do You Hear the People Pants”
(Do you hear the people pants?
Grabbing the pants of angry men
It is the pantsing of the people
Who will not be clothed again!)
I CAN’T STOP!
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*clutches sides laughing*
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“Music of the Pants”
(Slowly, gently pants unfurl its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish clothes of day…)
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“Seaons of Pants”
(Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred fibers,
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
threads so dear.
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred fabrics
How do you measure, measure a inseam)
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We have joy, we have rants…
We have seasons in the pants.
OMG, you’ve infected my brain with PANTS SONGS!!!
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“Tie a yellow panty around the old oak tree”
“50 ways to leave to panties”
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50 Ways To Leave Your Panties….KILLING me!
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Ladies Who Pants
(Here’s to the ladies who pants–
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their coolats
And planning a brunch
On their own behalf.
Off to the gym,
Then to a fitting,
Claiming they’re fat.
And looking grim,
‘Cause they’ve been pantsing
Choosing a hat.
Does anyone still wear a hat?
I’ll drink to that.)
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Yes, that was more showtunes. I’m full of them.
(PS – Hope your head feels better. Have you tried upping your magnesium intake? It’s helped mine considerably. Just a thought. Big hugs.)
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Funny, you say magnesium…I have shingles and one of the things that keeps the virus from replicating as well is upping your magnesium and calcium. 🙂
I’m LOVING the showtunes!!!
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I LURVE Amber. She’s fabulous. And if we are SINGING now, well, I’m going to town for the first one that came to my mind.
“I found my PANTIES on Blueberry Hill.”
It’s a classic. And I’ve been humming it all day.
“Oh, I Wanna PANTS With Somebody.”
Sorry, Whitney.
Of course there was that one hit wonder by Dexy’s Mignight Runners back in the ’80s.
“Come on PANTIES.”
Sorry, Ilene. Panties happen. 😉
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I LURVE “Oh, I Wanna PANTS With Somebody.” I could sing that all day long. And that video with Dexy’s Midnight Runners? I used to “pants” all around my house to Come On Eileen. 🙂 (IYKWIM)
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“Gangnam Pants” by PSY
“Bette Davis Pants” – Kim Carnes
“Silly Love Pants” – Paul McCartney & Wings
“Another Pants Bites the Dust” – Queen
“I Want to Hold Your Pants” – The Beatles
“Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Pants” – B.J. Thomas
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Teena, I think “Silly Love Pants” ROCKS!! And I’d like the Queen song even better with “Another One Bites the Pants.”
Fantastic stuff…
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“I Wanna Be a Pantser”
(I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I wanna be a pantser
With a reveal on old Broadway
I wanna be a pantser
Bums at Macy’s every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a pantser
And drive those chorus girls insane!)
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Oh no! I left a “producer” in there. Ah well. You get the idea. 🙂
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Yes, but without that “producer” it would’ve taken me longer to get this. I had NO IDEA your were such a font of show tunes. When do I get a post on all this??
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A post on my Broadway Baby roots? 🙂
(And yes, I am a HUGE fan. I’m not much of a squee-ing fangirl type, but if I ever met Sondheim, I might lose…well…my pants. Wait. Not like that…)
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That’s OK, I think most gals would lose their pants over Sondheim, IYKWIM… 😀
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Oh my gosh, totally DYING over here!
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I know!!! They’re all killing me with these lyrics!
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Lonesome Panties – Little River Band. Sorry. Best I can come up with on too little sleep. 🙂
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I’m positive your panties are NEVER lonesome, Kristy. I’m just sayin…
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LOL….I wish!
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