Coffee-Snorting Video Clip of the Week…Christian Panties!

In her Twisted Tuesday post, Dear Santa – I’d Like the NEW Hitch Stripper Pole, Natalie Hartford  asked us all what had cracked us up lately. Not 12 hours before, I’d busted a gut laughing over the video below.

Meet Sister Myotis and her Christian Panties.

If you make it through the whole four minutes without a single guffaw, you and me are gonna have to have a little chat. This video’s loaded with some serious COWBELL!

Of course, the more I thought about this video, the funnier it got. But I do have to differ with the Sister on one key point:

The skimpy drawers in question seem like they’re much more likely to be REPUBLICAN PANTIES than DEMOCRAT PANTIES, as the good Sister states. I mean, isn’t this the epitomy of the age-old debate between the two parties? Cover more vs. cover less? I’m just sayin’…

I don’t know about you, but she had me at “Amen.” However, the “Godly Cotton Panel” sent me careening over the edge. I’m considering buying her one of those t-shirt sling shot thingies, like the little perky cheerleaders use at ball games. Maybe Natalie will go in with me and we can get her a pink one…

What have you come across this week that made you laugh so hard you snorted whatever you were drinking out your nose? Enquiring minds always want to know here at More Cowbell!


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43 Responses to Coffee-Snorting Video Clip of the Week…Christian Panties!

  1. Hartford says:

    O.M.G I AM DYING!!!!
    That rocked my world. ROFL!! Seriously funny. I am going to forward this to hubby (who is ALWAYS trying to corrupt me with ungodly panties) because NOW I have grounds for my fav bikini panties – they are my ticket into the Big House! LOVED it Jenny!
    And thank you for the fantastic shout out. I am totally game on the road trip to get some t-shirt sling shot thingies….lol!!!
    You totally MADE my day! Woot woot!!!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Well, your stripper pole made my day on Tuesday, so I’m glad. This video KILLED me. I was working late Monday night and just crying with laughter in my big empty office. Hopefully, nobody watches the surveillance video for that evening…


  2. Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says:

    This is hilarious. Great way to start my morning!!! My favorite line was that thongs are a WEAPON OF MASS CORRUPTION, that really made me laugh. And I have to say, I LOVE her outfit. The picnic plaid with the attached flowers are something we should all be wearing to church. I think we should go to one of her shows, use the slingshot to send thongs up on stage. I mean we may have to partake a bit in the good Lord’s wine first, but you know. I’d be fun. We could film it for MORE COWBELL!


    • Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says:

      **It’d be fun, not I’d be, although, you know, I’d be fun too. With enough wine. 🙂 The more I think about it, it could be one of those epic Hangover type nights. We could start out with Natalie’s beer belt, have some fun with the tailgate stripper pole, then head to see her show…..


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      I love her outfit too!!! I truly think we all need to plan our next writers conference around Sister Myotis’ tour schedule. We can all get our picnic dresses on, emphasis on the breastplate centerpieces, and go to the show.


  3. Stacy Green says:

    OMG. I am DYING! Where did you find this? Weapon of mass corruption is a great term, and perfect political analysis. Spot on, especially with the crap going on today. Thanks so much for sharing!


  4. amyshojai says:

    That has GOT to be sent to my Pastor! LOL! (among others)


  5. Piper Bayard says:

    What a hoot!!! Thanks so much for the laugh, Jenny. Hope you’re having a great day.


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      LOL, Piper! I’m glad you put that tea down before you read this. 🙂 I’m doing great…just travelling today, and being entertained by all of you whenever my plane touched down.


  6. Julie Glover says:

    I was falling on the floor with laughter!


  7. LOL – GREAT post. Did you see Kerry Meacham’s post this week about the top 10 non-sports, sports video? That was pretty fun to watch. 🙂


  8. OMG that is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh 🙂


  9. This is what I needed today. Thanks for the laugh! 🙂


  10. I think my poor 13 year-old is traumatized now. I watched this in the Man Cave and he kept peeking over to see the crazy lady. Hey, it’s way more fun than Algebra!

    We’re both laughing now and I’m sure this will be quoted at Etherton House!

    Thanks for brightening my day (and embarrassing the crap out of my son). Awesome!


  11. K.B. Owen says:

    I lost it at “Democrat panties” and it just went downhill from there. At least I was forewarned and wasn’t drinking a beverage over my keyboard at the time :))

    Thanks, Jenny!


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  13. OMG! I am late to the game here, but this was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! I’m off to tweet and retweet! Hysterical Kristen!


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      This is an answer to Raelyn, Leanne AND Jessica ~

      I am so glad you ladies found this clip as funny as I did. I’ve had to go back and watch it multiple times. I was so happy while I was zinging through the not-so-friendly skies yesterday because I KNEW that my peeps were laughing at this video around the blogosphere. 🙂


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  15. Couldn’t even make it in a minute without laughing. 🙂


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  20. SAMMI says:

    Hey!Jenny..Nice catch on both sides..I keep reading your postS and hope this reache$ you: Have you EVER heard about the Twins Hats..I bet it is sequencely an addition to the The Christian Pants Hillarity..I can relate in Pvt: GEOLETTES59@AOL.COM..WILL REPLY @WILL.SAMMI..AM NOWADAYS @geolettes (at Twitter)


    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Sammi! How nice to see you here. This is the first comment I’ve seen from you in a while. I’ll hit you up on Twitter. Now I’ve got to go check out the Twins Hats to see what that’s all about. 🙂


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