Did You Shake Your Booty for National Underwear Day?

I’m usually completely on top of National Underwear Dayif you know what I mean, but I am running madly behind this week. If you forgot to sling around some drawers, or streak through your neck of the woods, let this serve as a reminder to you!

Those of you who are new to More Cowbell might have missed The Undie Chronicles. The regular posse here knows: When the Undie-verse speaks, we will always listen.

We’ve highlighted everything from Christian Panties to Thunderwear here at More Cowbell. In fact, if it can be worn under your clothes, it’s a pretty safe bet we’ve covered it. My own two favorite Undie posts are linked below.

Warning: y’all might need to scrub your eyeballs after viewing.

Man-Undies_Snake_Front

Fave #1: Man-Style Goes to the Zoo
(honoring Dr. Seuss)

Excerpt:

I would not, could not booty-shake
if faced with that red knitted snake.
Not in the box with a cunning fox
or in the air with the “safe sex” pair.

They do not flip my “sexy” switch.
They mostly make my eyeballs twitch.

I was on a roll that day, for sure.

Fave #2What Your Panties Say About Your Politics (co-brainstormed with Julie Glover)

Me: I’m convinced that the parsimony of material in the thong panty makes them Republican panties. Really, it’s the whole “less is more” thing.

Julie: I thought Sister Myotis calls them “Democrat Panties.”

Me: Well, she does. But I think the cotton kind that give you a lot more coverage are the Democrat Panties. I kind of go between those and Libertarian Panties myself.

Julie: Less is more? Commando?

Me: *snort*

Example of Democrat Panties... Photo by By Iflwlou拍攝 (Own work) ~ Wikimedia Commons

Example of Democrat Panties… Photo by By Iflwlou拍攝 ~ Wikimedia Commons

Did you forget all about National Underwear Day too, or were you out there buying cool underpants, advertising your cash and prizes? Which political party does your fave pair of undies represent? (p.s. You might have to read that post to answer accurately, you’ll be surprised.) Finally, do we have any New York City peeps who got out to the Fresh Pair Event? Enquiring minds LOVE to know these things here at More Cowbell!

~ Jenny

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8 Responses to Did You Shake Your Booty for National Underwear Day?

  1. K.B. Owen says:

    Glad you’re reviving the Undieverse, Jenny! Oh, and don’t forget about the thong-wearing peaches… ;)

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      The thong-wearing peaches are totally in my TBB (To Be Blogged) pile. Those things were…I can’t even think of a sparkly enough word.

      I’ve got an undie post queued up in there, but am saving it for after mid-August when everyone returns from their summer.

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  2. I was just telling my daughter that we needed to get her new undies for her freshman year in college, I must have been tuned in to this oh so special holiday!! 😜

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  3. I am wearing my transparent thong thingy today in honor of you Jenny!

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  4. Kathy Waller says:

    Do you wear Christian panties when you’re Pole Dancing for Jesus?

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    • Jenny Hansen says:

      Kathy, I wear “good Christian panties with a Godly Cotton Panel” as often as humanly possible. *snickering*

      I have yet to pole dance for Jesus, but I can talk to my rehab people about that. LOL.

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