It talks about crunches and other abdominal workouts leading to exercise-induced orgasm (EIO). And I just started laughing.
Not once, as I’ve dragged my a$$ around the Crossfit gym, have I experienced the Big O. I’m feeling a bit gyped, if you want to know the truth.
Oh sure, I’ve gotten stronger in the last six months ago but DANG. These other gals are getting stronger “everything,” including orgasms.
Then I read further and found out that although you can do the crunches, and even the L-Sit near the ground, the rope climb is the other big bringer-on-er of the Big “E-I-O.”
*gulp* Rope climb??
I’m afraid of heights. As in wanting to bungee-cord myself to the inside of a high-up hotel room before poking my foot out the balcony door. The idea of climbing 30 feet for an exercise-induced orgasm seems a bit idiotic.
Here’s a video of the rope climb, just so you can see it (at about 3.5 mins, he gets to the method they taught us):
I know, I know…those other gals’ motives are pure. They’re climbing that rope to get STRONG. [*snort*] But I ask you, if you were halfway up that rope and tired and thought there might be a snazzy little orgasm waiting for you at the top, what would you do?
Me? I’d go home and grab the hubby or the battery-operated-boyfriend like a normal person. But these Crossfitters get a bit crazy.
Have you ever experienced an exercise-induced orgasm? Did you laugh as hard as I did over the thought of it? Have you ever tried Crossfit (and are you more likely to after reading this post)? Enquiring minds always want to know these things here at More Cowbell!
REMINDER: I’ll be choosing a lucky commenter tomorrow to be the recipient of the very cool bumper sticker I mentioned on Wednesday. (I promise it will be spelled correctly when you get it.)