This time last year, in honor or Dr. Seuss’s birthday on March 2nd, the Undie-verse spoke to me through a certain Etsy knitter in Lithuania!
Note: The original post, with all it’s glorious Undie links, can be found here.
This ingenious creator of Undie Style…the woman who brought us the world famous pachyderm Mundies shown below [portmanteau = "pachymunds"] has put her creative needles to some amazing new use.
Last year, our knitting friend came out with a multitude of “animals” that made me laugh myself silly AND get all Dr. Seuss-inspired. (You’ll have an opportunity to get inspired yourself a few paragraphs down!)
You can now ask the sexy man in your life:
Would he, could he booty-shake
…with this trusty KNITTED SNAKE??
Could he jump into a box
…with this cunning KNITTED FOX?
And would he, could he launch a rocket
…with this sassy CONDOM POCKET?
I would not, could not booty-shake
if faced with that red knitted snake.
Not in the box with a cunning fox
or in the air with a “safe sex” pair.
They do not flip my sexy switch.
They mostly make my eyeballs twitch.
What is your favorite naughty ditty? Please share yours, or make up a new one, in honor of Dr. Seuss. Any man who could write books like “Hop on Pop” and “There’s a Wocket in My Pocket” would only appreciate your efforts.
I’ll put the fave entries out at More Cowbell so others can appreciate your genius!