A few days ago, I was reading a post by the Bloggess on How To Rewrite Star Wars As an Erotic Film.
This guy commented, asking The Bloggess if she’s familiar with the Star Wars Pants Game:
Have you ever heard of the Star Wars Pants Game? You take a star wars quote and replace a word with ‘pants’
“You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought!”
“Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”
” You are unwise to lower your pants. “
“A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. “
“Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. “
I was particularly disposed to find this funny because I have a friend whose main comeback is, “If it was in your pants, you’d know it.” (This statement begs for an OMG joke after last Monday, don’t you think?)
Note: My pal’s timing with the “in your pants” comment is IMPECCABLE, and he gets me with it all the time.
So, I challenge you, my More Cowbell friends, to play the “Pants Game.”
Give me a movie or TV snippet with the creative use of PANTS. (I promise we’ll be voting on this later.) Note: Due to the ongoing Undies fascination here at More Cowbell, you will not be penalized for substituting “panties” for “pants.”
I’ll be flying today, and laughing my head off at your comments. I expect my entire section of the plane will be hanging with us at More Cowbell by the end of the flight.
[Make me proud, people...make me proud. ]